I wish life had little blips of pornography
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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