No, drunk sperm still make babies.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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