i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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