Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Less talking, more tequila
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
