We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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