Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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