He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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