Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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