Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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