I wish I could punch you in the face.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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