On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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