my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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