I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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