dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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