So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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