The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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