you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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