no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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