you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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