there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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