My cat gives me a boner
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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