There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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