Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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