No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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