Plan B is the new Plan A
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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