How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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