Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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