She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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