last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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