when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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