Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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