Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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