So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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