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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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