This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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