nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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