it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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