I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
how drunk are you?
Several
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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