so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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