I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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