"it" just moved
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
third nipple confirmed
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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