i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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