went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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