roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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