remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
