U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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