you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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