At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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