We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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