No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
two words...techno handjob
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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