there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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