My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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