As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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