If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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