That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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